Holy Animal Stripclub, Batman!

Orangina, in their infinite wisdom, have decided that this ad is the perfect way to launch their orange-flavored soda-thing in the UK.

Warning: this is pretty weird. Also, possibly NSFW.



OH MY GOD

Okay, ignoring the deeply weird implications of advertising to men with pole-dancing animals, I have just two things to say:

(1) Male peacocks are the ones with the brightly-plumaged tails. I still trying to figure out what that's supposed to mean.

and

(2) HOLY CRAP THAT POLE-DANCING FLAMINGO WAS TERRIFYING